She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
I woke up wearing nothing but his lifeguard whistle..
No, I'm not keeping her! I can't become an adulterer and a dog stealer in the same 24 hours...
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
Just read my long term horoscope. I'm not gonna get laid for another 2 years.
did i walk over a car last night?
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
Those boxers don't belong to me anymore. They belong to the desert surrounding Phoenix.
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
You offered him a “Sorry I Blew Your Brother” Blowjob. How does that make it right?
I promised him it would be better than the one I gave his brother which is really nice of me since their actually only half brothers and his brother is cuter
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