They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
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