Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
I cried singing "call me maybe" on the way home from the bar. What the fuck
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
The only monogamous relationship I can keep is with my eyebrow lady...
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
Every text my dad sends me is an AA mantra. Might be time to take a look at my life.
So when did "Are you okay?" translate into "Don't tell me you got fucked by another rando after another rager"?
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
A guy just threw up in my lecture of 500 ppl and just got up and walked away
Randomize
