office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
Got stoned and went to Walmart. For some reason a preacher walked up and asked if I knew the lord so I just yelled "I CAN FEEL HIM IN MY VIENS" at the top of my lungs. he left after that.
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
Woohoo! Instead of a pregnancy test you can buy me a burrito
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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