How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
we received free cupcakes at the first bar, and then I at the second bar i hooked up with a fat chick from Cincinnati on the patio.
you win some, you lose some.
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
So this is my life now? Laying in bed texting about Hulk penis?
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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