Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
You were discovered in a bush, smoking, and singing "in the jungle" to yourself. Which explains the scratches, but not the orange paint.
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
I guess "hi, I know your mom, she taught me in high school" is an effective pickup line
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
i just woke up in my dog's bed, on my parents floor, my outfit on backwards, and a bottle of lube poured down my pocket.
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