Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I just woke up with a girl who has left and right tattoed on her wrists. In french. I may need to stop drinking.
Dude, you really need to stop hitting on girls by telling them you sang a cappella in college.
This bar receipt from last night makes no sense
You were wasted and got mad that it was too high so you subtracted 50 bucks in the tip line from the total
I wish that would've worked
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
Apparently Sundays are the worst days for your friends to get their head split open and need stitches...there's only 1 doctor on duty
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
hungover subway ride filled with german tourists and a mariachi band. too early. too fuckin early
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
So I was having a really bad night...so I decided to steal a pumpkin.
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