physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
I don't wanna do a drive in or see a movie tonight. I wanna play some Golden Tee and butt fuck a girl in the bathroom of some bar and proceed with Golden Tee
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
My drunk body wants to fuck you so bad, but my high mind is telling me it's too much work. I think I'm just gonna stay home and eat some Mac and cheese. Sorry.
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
Pretty sure a homeless guy just told me to 'lick his balls clean' because I looked at him.
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
Call me old-fashioned, but I don't think the words, "Finger my ass" should find their way into casual conversation.
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
I'm gonna snort this pill I found on the ground cause that's how classy I am. Watch football and eat Beef jerky. Domesticated at its finest.
Just because I'm sleeping with him doesn't mean I'm in love with him, it means that I want to have sex with someone who isn't a serial killer.
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