Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
She texted me shhh....im drunk, secret booty call...how could i say no?
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
Then he kept saying sentences and ending them all with "the point of no return" even if it didn't make sense, and kept telling this other guy he wouldn't be his "wife son"
She seems less like a roommate, and more like a homeless person who snuck into your apartment.
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
I put a bagel at the end of my bed so every time I want a bite I have to do a sit up
Fuck this. I'm adopting 12 cats and naming them after the 12 disciples. Maybe Jesus will have sympathy for me then.
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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