We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
I was talking to this girl who was in love with the air force. I was doing decently until I mentioned that the navy actually has more planes. Cockblocked by my knowledge of random trivia again.
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
There needs to be a greeting card for "I miss having sex and smoking weed with you."
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
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