so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
Let me begin my 3 part apology by saying that you are a wonderful human being...
If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
Definitely the only person to buy 2 handles a 2 bottles of champagne & 3 thirties while wearing a fanny pack
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
I just threw up in the bushes and my gardener started clapping...
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
I just don’t understand what sort of USPS worker wants to take my unitard and sex toys.
just learned i can hear my fish chewing his food WHILE HES IN HIS BOWL. im going to have to call you back.
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