Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
boyfriend complimented me on my new prada shoes today. he is officially either gay or the man im gonna marry. knowing my luck it's all of the above.
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
you'll never guess what i found when i got home...
a cake, in the toilet
Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.
The cops just showed up and arrested her. It's our 2nd date. Do I have to hang out her with her 3 kids until she makes bail or can I leave?
Considering how much money I just spent on slutty lingerie, it is totally appropriate for me to be plucking my nipple hair right now. Right?
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
steve's beating me 4-2 in our "sexually confusing straight people" competition. steve is a wizard. this is not a drill.
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
Randomize
