I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
I feel like a pet sloth would complement my lifestyle.
I stared at him for a solid five minutes because he looked like what I imagine god would look like if god was a lumberjack
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
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