another moral hangover. fuck.
census says that i am hotter than the girl you just left with...sad for you
So we sucessfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.
I'm drunk enough to talk Barbara Walters outta her panties
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
as a side note pls kill me
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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