Why are handjobs necessary in class?
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
We are two peas in an std pod
As payment for all the times you have babysat me while im drunk, im giving you the shorts i stole from the guy i stayed with on friday night. They're clean. Come get em.
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
He convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. He slurred every word. I think I found my prince charming.
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
He tried to throw up into a beer bottle. It was a complete disaster. Vomit went everywhere. It put the Bellagio's fountain to shame.
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