If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
That was the most comfortable bag of doritos I have ever slept on!
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
When this bachelor party is over and your life is in ruins, you have my permission to die.
My New Years Resolution is to get everyone to start talking like a 40 year old douchebag. From now on, you will only refer to me as Chief.
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
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