Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
I blacked out after you got about 8 goldfish out of the tank and put them in your pockets. We're not allowed back. It was a sucky Walmart anyway...
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
Recycling day makes me feel more like an alcoholic than regular days.
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
Did you know that if you chase vodka with cheap red wine it tastes exactly like college alcoholism?
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
There is nothing worse than the batteries of your vibrator dying on valentines day
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
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