Your mom can still drink beer standing on her head! Talk to you tomorrow :)
Mom wtf!?
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
Bathtub guy came to. He helped me roll the fat chick away from the fridge. Shower and breakfast are on. You're plan failed!
Never use fire and ice condoms with a dude who always claims he "didn't know it was the wrong hole"
tonights mission is daddy issue patrol - we wear old spice and drink gin martinis and see who reacts.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
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