Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
Dammit. I drunkenly drank all my milk at 6 AM in a misguided stupor to prevent my roommates from stealing my milk.
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
You know you're a whore when you color code your calendar with who you slept with on what day incase you have ANOTHER pregnancy scare
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
So my Mom pointed out my vibrator on the night stand next to my stun gun and reminded me of how much I drink.
Someone I just met told me they were going to name their kid after me. Daylight savings is weird.
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
What does it mean when the government shuts down and your boyfriends wife wants a divorce ON YOUR BIRTHDAY?
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
Totally writing my paper on the toilet. Makes me miss you.
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