I wish there was a morning after pill that made you instantly sober
I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
he actually used the line "do you have a map, because i'm lost in your eyes" and i was to drunk to care
you haven't felt a hangover until you wake up after a night of snorting tequila.
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
She woke up with her hand super glued to the fridge....how the hell am I Supposed to get her off??
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
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