I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
I realized courtney is my jiminy cricket but instead of preventing me from telling lies she prevents me from fucking strangers
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.
Hey had an urgent voicemail from the Illinois national guard....have you been using my identity for your blackout weekend?
Yes and yes
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
A homeless man just offered me vodka. The power it took to deny it deserves an award.
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
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