Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
Sponge bath it is.
the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
I drunkenly transformed into shehulk last night and lifted every single guy off the ground bc one guy told me that there was no way I was strong enough. Don't worry, I proved them wrong. Stupid stereotypical men.
I am so not sober enough to have a 5 minute conversation in Spanish
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
I thought I needed to get laid. Turns out I just needed pasta.
My mom found your leather pants in our guest room. She doesn't want to know why they are there, she just wants to know if you want them washed.
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
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