Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
So, someone in Olympia stole my credit card # last week and bought a platypus vibrator with it. That’s it.
It's like Facebook knows when I'm about to masturbate and tells me to reconnect with exes.
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
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