I feel like my sweat is 40 proof right now
what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
Her grandmother had a handicap stair lift. I just put her drunk ass on it and let her ride it up. Thank God for broken hips.
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
Apparently I was directing traffic outside of Keeneland. Apparently I'm not a police officer. Who knew....
You ran full speed into the glass door with your Patron and yelled "FEEL THE RHYTHM, FEEL THE RHYME"
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
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