Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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