theres bread in your mailbox im going to eat it
nevermind its newpaper
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
So we just smoked a bowl, out of an antler, with this old dude, while standing at the bar. Dude just walked up and said we were in his spot, just began packing it and handing it around...
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
the dude in the apartments across the street got a video of me railing blake on your front steps last night
shit like this is why i dont let you drink vodka anymore ..
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
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