I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
Today needs to die. The mail delivery guy watched me throw up in my yard while taking my chihuahua out in Christmas pajamas at noon. Low point in my life.
She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
This is my life. Enjoy the view
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
Last night I was introduced as the Picasso of getting fucked up so I obviously had to live up to it by chugging long islands
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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