are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
I just realized that this morning is the first morning i've put on underwear in a week.
I love summer.
i was so drunk that i ate a carrot out of her guiena pig's cage and thought it was normal
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
toilet paper cling ons are not as adorable as the little red cub makes them look on the charmin commercials.
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
Randomize
