found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
Banned from zoo.
Again?
Instead of asking if I had a condom she literally said " I'm not on the pill but I'm pro choice... your move"... I'm in love
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
Every time I started to really hate the guys on tinder, the universe throws me a muscly beardy bone.
Sorry about the Christmas balls dude. At the time I thought they were festive as fk but I see now I've just spent too much time on the internet
Officially locked in my status as an indifferent millennial by downloading Tinder.
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
hurry there's a jack Daniels slip n slide and clothes are coming off faster than I can even comprehend oh thank god for autocorrect
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
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