I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
My T9 text prediction thing keeps predicting every next word is going to be "midgets".
Some chick is drunk waving down a taxi with a slice of pizza.
my hip hurts so fuckin bad. and I just found a half eaten burrito in my nightstand drawer.
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
Just pee around me
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
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