Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
I got my parents high. They've been watching spongebob for six hours. You cannot tell me I'm not the favorite
He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
you inspire me to be a worse person
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
I am not getting you a goat.
Fair enough. I am not going out with you. The goat was not negotiable.
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
Yeah, so if you ever try to steal it, just know my tongue's been on it in several occasions. All over it.
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
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