to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
my mom found all the used condoms in my bed side table
whatd she say to you?
no words- put them all in a circle, put the bible in the middle
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
My Sundays are fucking awful. Can't get a blow job.....can't get a win.
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
So apparently, after 11 beers, 2 pitchers of sangria and 3 rhum & cokes, the idea of popping a load of MD and jumping on the trampoline, in the woods, in my underwear was the best one ever.
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
Dude, I'm at a wedding and there's a mashed potato bar and bacon strip appetizers. I'm getting all emotional.
so i'm with my friends driving on the highway and just saw a guy in the car next to us sucking on a dildo. can't make this shit up.
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