Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
Mr. Last Night just informed me I told him to be very quiet when he left this morning and high-fived him as a goodnight kiss. Drunk me is slutty and manly.
i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
I have an asthmatic alcoholic for a roommate. That can't be safe.
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
Sorry for screaming that you were an apple in spanish at the bar last night, that was the wine talking
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
Who knew I could feel anymore shameful at the bar than i usually do...I think my bartender recognizes me from the walk of shame out of his house after i hooked up with his son yesterday
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
Randomize
