I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
Woke up to 'distilleries' on the history channel. Proceded to vomit all over the floor. Back on the wagon today.
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
Helped an old lady on crutches throw away her mcdonalds, carried her stuff to the car and helped her get in...most productive cinco de mayo hands down
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
BRILLIANT IDEA: In honor of summer olympics we need to start a synchronized drinking team.
Have bite marks on my arm where my temporary tat was Saturday night. Did someone try to bite Captain America or something?
One of the many mysteries surrounding the weekend...
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
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