I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
i'm so hungover...i might vomit in a handbag instead of selling them
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
Nevermind, there are three drinks waiting at the bar for me. I cannot disappoint this alcohol.
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
Drunk sperm are not productive sperm.
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
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