If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
My drug dealer just made me a sandwich at the local deli. Starting to question his street cred.
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
The cop told you he couldn't let you pee. You just pulled your pants down and squared anyway and im surprised you didnt get arrested.No more drinking for you.
She flirted with a pilot and a frat boy at the airport in Vegas and told our bartender his mask matched her panties so yeah I’d say she’s rebounding from the divorce
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