did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
what's for breakfast?
Advil and throwup
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
We're stealing the mannequin. He's my new swimming partner.
You just jumped of the couch and yelled "hidden tiger crouching dragon!" That's the answer to how you broke your finger.
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
Fuck. I did it again. I plugged in my toaster and walked away thinking it needed to preheat. I am dumb.
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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