Why are handjobs necessary in class?
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
i can't believe i brushed your teeth last night. so drunk.
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
Apparently, I showed up wrapped in caution tape and immediately jumped on the stripper pole and started making very sexual gestures at the birthday girl. We lasted ten minutes.
I feel like the universe head butted me in my balls. That hungover.
.... My lady balls. Cuz I'm a lady.
Saw a girl lying on her back next to a fire hydrant. Not sure if passed out drunk or sleeping under the stars
wait nvm its a dude
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
I'm about to do something based solely on the fact that a fortune cookie told me to. This may not end well.
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