I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
Semen is not good for contacts.
We hotboxed his closet and accidentally lit some of his shirts on fire... do we have a fire extinguisher?
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
I got the job! The hiring manager is the sister of a guy I slept with so its like I'm a real adult now
He doesn't like Sabbath and that alone is a GIANT red flag. Learn from my experiences and never, I mean NEVER associate with people that hate Black Sabbath and Motörhead.
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
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