On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
i felt like we were having sex on ultimate fighter, and people on the outside kept yelling ELBOW ELBOW! KNEES KNEES!
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
Just found out what was wrong with Esther. Turns out she's 33 and still not married. This explains everything.
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
Apparently I was holding on to a pizza crust for hours last night.
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
This is a mass text. Surprise drug testing at work today. Either I've finally got to fuck my boss or I've got to quit to make this all go away. Please respond with option a or b.
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
How can I explain how nice he is to you? ...like, I'm going to have to have my world famous why being a douche is sexy talk.
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
I would rather you cheat on me then you watch this season of Breaking Bad without me.
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
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