And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
My girlfriend and my fuck buddy both started their periods this weekend. The good news is, neither of them are pregnant. The bad news is, I'll have to find someone else to fuck til next weekend. No wait.....that's good news too.
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
woke up and you werent here...its ok if we're never going to speak again but my furry hand cuffs are missing and i would like them back. thanks.
Hey. You dropped and smashed your road beer in my store last night. Again. And this time you didn't even order anything. You just walked in, yelled "SWEDISH STYLE!" Then lost your beer, looked depressed, and left.
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
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