Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
I drove to my yoga class while eating a piece of bacon. Wow. I see myself in a whole new light.
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
Im organizing a group to help fondle my shoe. Too many shots dude. Too many.
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
I don't want to spend an inordinate amount of time with you, I want to have sex with you. Duhhhhhh.
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