Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
My lunch today consisted of going on the brewery tour with my boss. Free pretzels and two free beers.
I hate you.
To be fair, the beers are only 8 ounces each. So maybe you just kinda dislike me.
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
i just opened the overnight bag i packed at 2am last night. Apparently all i thought id need was a handful of quarters, mascara and one sock
when she started singing "you look better when im drunk" to my cat i realized it was time to take her home
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
I remember you fighting a small man for the last of the pizza. Was there a midget in my house last night?
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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