he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
Couldn't find any balloons, so we're doing whippets out of condoms. Being a ho has its benefits.
Some guy offered you 100 bucks last night to suck your toes. I had to drag you away while you were yelling at me, "Stop money cock blocking me!"
That's just where I'm at in my life.
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
My manager caught me going taking a nap in an empty room. Apparently she sleeps there too.
Randomize
