Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
I talked to the pizza guy for 10 minutes about my truck, I don't even have a truck
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
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