S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
You insisted on squirting shots of captain morgan in your mouth with a turkey baster by like 930.
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
You chanted SOFA PIZZA all night then we woke up to find about ten slices under the cushions where you were sleeping....
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
i was trying to figure out what "tidy fucking" was when i realized he meant "titty fucking" and i need to start banging smarter people....
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
How are you feeling this morning?
Well, I just found day old puke in my bra, so I've been better.
If not, I can murder my liver twice...it's like a cat, it has 9 lives
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
hey im sorry i made fun of the color of your sheets, but like it was all i could focus on during sex because they were just THAT UGLY
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