I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
I knew the only reason I bought a smartphone was to play "You're Havin My Baby" on the way to cvs to buy Plan B.
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
All that fucking tequilla made my head feel like it's inside of a body builder's asshole. He's doing squats.
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
I'm highly inebriated watching star wars, this text was sent via the force
Today I learned I and my bar naps were the subject of a bar meeting.
My professor just paused class to answer a phone call from her dog. Im taking shots before this class from now on.
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
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