not only are you not the girl i fell in love with, but from the looks of it, you ate her
ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
He just turned on a sound machine. I need to get the fuck out of here.
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
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