We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
oh, also, we're locked out of the house and we're going to have to take shelter with the hot, poss single, dad next door. i hope this turns into a porno
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
He broke up with me by playing Lynyrd Skynyrd "Free Bird".
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
Who was that guy you went home with?
Hang on, I'm trying to ask his name right now.
So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
I was on hold waiting for customer service at verizon so we obviously we had enough time to have sex, i just put the phone on speaker
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
Who wrote Most Moistest Dad on my chest and what the fuck does it mean?!?
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
I had to replace her wine with red vitamin water. So if she’s alive, you can thank me
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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