So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
Coffee flavored vodka sounded like such a good idea at the time. Now i never want to drink coffee again.
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
she made me take her to the grocery store to buy a gallon of sweet tea and a shit ton of band aids, the cashier asked if someone was hurt and she replied "not yet.."
WHY AM I BEING COCKBLOCKED BY A KID PLAYING HAVA NAGILA ON THE SAXAPHONE
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
Laying in bed nude eating a Big Mac with a cat. It's gonna be a good year.
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
i told her i loved her afterwards and she said "i know," kissed me, and got up to start making breakfast.
dude, she han solo'd you. keep her.
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
This is like the fourth time this month I've woken up hungover in someone's backyard
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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