so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
If anyone from work finds out about us I will rip your dick off, sew it to your forehead and feed your balls to you like little grapes
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
Thing I actually said tonight: "I want to achieve Ultimate level drunkenness, I'm only at Champion"
Shit. She's still hooking up with some random in the doorway. How do I get out of here?
Well hurry! Everybody is already at McDonalds.
I'm free! Didnt realize how easy it was to crawl out the window.
How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
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