but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
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Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
That's because "bed time" is my sex playlist. If you're trying to fall asleep use "nap time"
im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
It's only 10am and I doubt my day could get much worse. During my 9am meeting I had to sit between my boss who I fucked for my promotion and the guy he walked in on me fucking on the copier
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
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