He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
he confused my yawn for an orgasm
She was telling me which girls she thought I should fuck or not at the bar. Why can't all one night stands be that cool after?
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
Burnt my ear trying to use the bathroom blow dryer as a telephone.
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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