How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
i wish sherlock holmes were still around today... he'd be able to find my g-spot.
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
Dad stumbling and puking in the White Castle parking lot = Father's Day success
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
It's almost sad. It's like the Harambe of vagina stories really.
My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
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